You are
listening to jazz
-- Your first day at work is great.
Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the
best!
Phase
2 You are
listening to pop music
-- After a while you are so busy that
you are not sure if you're coming or going
anymore.
Phase
3 You are
listening to heavy metal
-- This is what you feel like at
month end.
Phase
4 You are
listening to hip hop
-- You become bloated due to stress,
feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too
cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.
You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase
5 You are
listening to GANGSTA RAP
-- After more time passes, your eyes
start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you
just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase
6 You are
listening to the voices in your head
-- You have built a makeshift door on
your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses
picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the
first place.
